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Our Favourite Fantasy Rugby Team Names!

October 02, 2015

Whilst on the daily trawl of my hour commute, nothing excites me more than when a brand new podcast appears from the guys at Egg Chasers Rugby Podcast.

Tim, JB and Phil are just like you and me - amateur rugby players who just love talking rugby... especially new stash (rugby kit for those not in the know)!  They talk about England and Wales a lot, with Scotland occasionally getting a mention.

These three mavericks of the rugby world are taking on the big boys and regularly feature highly on Apple's Podcast Charts, so it is highly recommended listening for any spare hour you have.  Yes that's right, there is something else out there, it's time to turn off that annoying radio DJ with who is like a pneumatic hammer on your ears, only you can't get rid them as they are the least annoying pneumatic hammer out there.

Get tuned in to the Egg Chasers and the rush hour will never have been so pleasurable, all the while boosting your rugby knowledge to Ian McGeechan-esque levels.

The upcoming 2018 Six Nations Championship is of course the only topic of conversation... the Guinness Pro14 consigned to the dustbin even more than usual.

One of my favourite moments was when a couple of the better fantasy team names came up.  The first one being 'Suck my Pocock' and secondly 'Three Cheers for Sereli Bobo' with reference to this rather awkward interview from Brendan Venter in 2010!

Everyone who enters a Fantasy League knows there are two competitions; first blow goes to the funniest team name, second blow to actually winning the thing!  So the brain spins in to action, what are our favourite ESPN Scrum Fantasy League Team Names?

We've got some trawling to do! Obviously in the true spirit of amateur rugby this is going to get a little x-rated. So look away now if you don't like innuendo...!

Yippee Try-Yay Motherrucker

Sexton the beach

Back, Sack and Michalak

Folau The Leader

This team IsraelLeighGoode

IF MANU HADN'T PUNCHED A WPC...

dirty bastareaud

No Pococking Chance

Chateauneuf Du Pape

Ruck 'Til You Scrum

Maul by myself

 The Try Babies

♫ Ruck off... and leave me alone...♫

 My Sexton's on fire

Schmidt-faced

Ch-Cheik It Out!

Pretty Fly Half for a White Guy

 Hawaii Try-O

 silence of the pat lams

habanas in pyjamas

We have set up our own private league over on ESPN Fantasy Rugby, with a first prize of a £100 Gift Voucher to spend in store or online at rugbystuff.com.

Just follow this link, choose your team and join our private league with this code - 1360349-53871.

That's about our lot! Are there any you've seen that can beat this lot? How is your fantasy team getting on? The Six Nations is just around the corner, but it's not too late to buy the replica shirt to follow your team. Visit rugbystuff.com and check out the latest shirts and kit for the six competing countries.


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